Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Illiterate?
Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...