Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Every damn time
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