Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...