Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...