Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...