Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...