Knock, Knock
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Glass of water.
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Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
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Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
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A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Redneck Working on Computer
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Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...