What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...