Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...