YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...