Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...