What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!