Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...