Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...