An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...