Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...