Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...