Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...