Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...