The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...