Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...