Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...