Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...