About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...