7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...