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Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
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Two men were walking through the woods when…
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Move your cars please.
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That was Zen, this is Tao.
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.