Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...