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Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...