Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...