The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...