A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...