This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...