Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...