Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...