New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...