A bus conversation
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Drown my troubles
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When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
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Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
One more thing like that
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Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
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Scorcher Murphy
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An old croak!
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Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...