Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...