Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...