CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...