The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...