Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...