Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...