Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...