Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...