I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...