Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...