Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!