If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...