It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...