What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Facts about Americans
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...