Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...